Terrible Turtle Camp site plan — roughly 300' × 210', reviewed with David. Schematic view; positions refine as placement is confirmed.
Synced from the camp Final Map · July 2026
Access Road
Car
Car
Car
Car
BR 🚻
Showers 🚿
PW 💧
GW ♻️
Car
Car
Car
Car
Car
Car
Car
Car
Semi8'×51'
🛏️ Dormitory Shade68' × 122'
🍽️ Dining Shade70' × 75'
🚚 Box Truck8'×26'
🍳 Kitchen Trailer8'×36'
🔮 AI Oracle
🔮 AI Oracle
🔮 AI Oracle
🎙️ Podcast
🚲 Bike Storage
Shade Kitchen Water / Showers Art & Gifts Utilities Vehicles
Placement Logic (David-reviewed)
Greywater, potable water & bathrooms hug the access road — service trucks reach them without entering camp.
Showers pump their own water, so they don't need road access — but ours sit near the water cluster anyway.
The semi trailer anchors the Dormitory Shade — our 51' northAmerican moving van (Kentucky Mfg 1996, triple-axle, GVWR 65,000 lb). Keder rail mounts at ~13–13.5', two 20' poles stand 75' downwind, and the Aluminet runs down to ground anchors at ~60°, giving a huge shaded sleeping bay.
Cars park behind the semi and along the perimeter — a windbreak and privacy wall.
The box truck doubles as a privacy screen and stays drivable for ice runs.
AI Oracle tents + Podcast face outward on the public edge — gifts greet the passersby. 🔮
Placement on playa is assigned by BMorg — this layout flexes to fit the actual frontage we get. The logic stays the same even if the shape shifts.